Here you have it, friends—ten absurd parenting gimmicks you can absolutely live without.
1. The Babykeeper by Mommysentials
This contraption bears an uncanny resemblance to this classic scenario, don’t you think?
Can’t you just sniff your kid’s bum like the rest of us?
3. The Why Cry Plus Baby Crying Analyzer
I am 100% convinced that this product is totally legit. Plus, it negates the need for the poop alarm!
This allows your child to roll around the house while pooping. I’ve seen it all, folks. I can die happy now.
How can I be expected to enjoy a stroll with my baby when I have this much candy to crush?
6. Hands Free Baby Feeding Bottle Holder
Unless you have quintuplets, this just seems like phoning it in.
7. The Daddle
Your kid will love this so much. How much? About as much as riding on dad’s back without a saddle!
Just go ahead and put them in the bubble. You know you are going to eventually anyway.
9. Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat, Newborn-to-Toddler
“But, Mooooom, all the other newborns have an iPad!”
10. BABY MOP – The Onesie That Cleans Your Floors
Meetings were held to discuss this product, and more than one person actually felt this was an acceptable idea.
Do you know of a ridiculous parenting product? Please let us know about it—you may see it in Part 2!
Love it!!! Those are absurd!
Love that one of the options on the crying analyzer is,”annoyed”
These are crazy! The commentary is crazy-awesome!
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